December 13, 2007     

Where comedy goes to die.

The Top 7 Gifts on a
Pathologist’s Wish List

7> Infect Me Elmo.

6> To have a really infectious, debilitating, high-casualty
disease named after me!

5> Anything from Mr. Bacterium’s Wonder Emporium.

4> An iPhungus.

3> The new CSI game for my XBOX 360, so I can actually solve
something.

2> The usual — peace on Earth, goodwill towards men, increased
grants, that sort of stuff.

and the Number 1 Gift on a Pathologist’s Wish List…

1> Switch with a proctologist, just for one day.

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jeff Rabinowitz DPM, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 6
Jennifer Richard, Palm Bay, FL — 3
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 4, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Kim Walker-Daniels RN/NWA, Madison, WI — Charge Nurse