Lists for 2008:
- Reasons Your Hospital’s IT Team Is Going on Strike
- Reasons Geriatric Medicine Is Cooler Than Surgery
- Signs Your Dermatologist Has Been Watching Too Many Movies
- Reasons You’re Electing a Nurse to Office
- Euphemisms for “GI Distress”
- Signs Your Doctor Is Tired of Seeing You
- Rejected Names for Gastric Bypass Surgery
- Health Tips for Surviving the Political Season
- Signs You’ve Studied Too Hard for Your Anatomy & Physiology Exam
- Ways to Tell the Doctors From the Janitors
- Things Nurses Really Want in Their Next Contract
- Signs Security Is Taking Its Job Too Seriously
- Signs You’re a Mob Doctor (Part II)
- Signs You’re a Mob Doctor (Part I)
- Acronyms for Diets We’d Rather Not Be On
- Changes Now That Nurse Ratched Runs Human Resources
- Little Known Facts About Central Supply
- Signs It’s Your Residents’ First Day
- “Most Likely To” Entries in the Residents’ Year Book
- Signs Your Candidate Is Not Going to Get a “Clean Bill of Health”
- Signs Your Doctor Put on the Wrong Underwear This Morning
- Hospital Rules Involving Underwear
- Rejected Marketing Slogans for “Healthy” Caffeine
- Items on a Camp Nurse’s Resume
- Reasons Monkeys Rarely Graduate From Optometry School
- Signs Your Medical Journal Uses Ghostwriters
- Questions on the Psychotherapist Application
- Medical Shows for Kids
- Signs Your Patients Got Contaminated Meds
- Signs Your Pregnant Patient Has ADHD
- Other Signs of Illness We Shouldn’t Miss
- Signs You Are Not “Getting Through” to Your Patients
- Rejected Medical Products Based on Animals
- Signs Your Medic Watches Too Much “M*A*S*H”
- Categories in the Healthcare Emmies
- Valentine’s Day Verses for Nurses
- Horror Movies of Chiropractors
- Reasons You Won’t Work Next Year’s Blood Drive
- Translations of Items on Your Hospital Bill
- Differences in OB/Gyn If Men Got Pregnant
- Signs Your Hotel Is Full of Psychiatrists
