Lists for 2003:
- Differences If Paris Hilton Were Your Nurse
- Other Surprises About Hormone Replacement Therapy.
- Signs You’ve Joined a Bad HMO
- Signs Your Pharmacist Is Trying to Kill You
- Inappropriate Ways to Pass the Time in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
- Surprising Ways to Attract Nurses
- Other Unknown Poxes
- Other Animal Poxes and Their Symptoms
- Best Things a Nurse Can Say to Take Your Mind Off That Shot She’s About to Give You
- Birth Control Methods We Never Heard About
- Tools, That If Given a Chance, Doctors Would Use
- Least Useful Classes in Med School
- Worst Reasons for “Pulling the Plug”
- Things You Would Change at the Top5 General Hospital If You Had the Power of GOD!
- Surprising Cures for SARS
- Things You Don’t Want to Find In Your Medical Records
- Mistakes New Doctors Make
- Signs Your Bedside Manner Needs Some Work
- Signs Your HMO Is Losing Money
- Ways Not Filling Out Your Organ Donor Card Could Come Back to Haunt You
- Problems With Having a Congressman Give You Your Smallpox Vaccination
- Things Overheard in a Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon’s Office
- Signs Your Doctor Used to Work for al-Qa’ida
- Reasons Nurses Should Get Paid More Than Doctors
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Doctor Say
- Surprising Things Found in Celebrity Autopsies
- Medical Complaints of Hooters Stewardesses
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Doctor Say
- Songs of the ER Doc
- Names Nurses Call Doctors
- Cloning Screw-Ups We Never Heard About
- Alternate Uses for Hospital Food
