Are we out of the loop?

The Top 7 Rejected Names
for Gastric Bypass Surgery

7> Total Willpower Replacement

6> Jared’s Little Subway Secret

5> Cutting out the Middleman

4> Paying off the Beemer

3> SuperSizeEctomy

2> Installing an Inshrinkerator

and the Number 1 Rejected Name for Gastric Bypass Surgery…

1> Taking the Nonstop to Flushing

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 1, 5, Banner tag
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
Steve Lunetta, Tucson, AZ — 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4, 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7
Matt Kall, Solon, OH — Topic
Kim Walker-Daniels RN/NWA, Madison, WI — Charge Nurse