The Top 9 Ways to
Reinvigorate the “Law & Order” Brand

9> “CSI: Law & Order”

8> Guest appearances by Charo and Burt Reynolds.

7> Each week incorporates one scene where a loyal viewer receives a food order hand delivered by Jesse L. Martin.

6> “Law and Order: Strip Poker Unit”

5> Have Jack McCoy run against D.A. Arthur Branch for President.

4> More scenes involving Jerry Orbach’s reanimated corpse.

3> Host Howie Mandel asks “Order or No Order?” at the end of each episode.

2> Make murders more grisly, quips more acerbic, storyline more convoluted and characters less clothed.

and the Number 1 Way to Reinvigorate the “Law & Order” Brand…

1> “In the criminal justice system, the person with the most money wins. These are their houses.” BUM-bum!

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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 1 (5th #1!)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 2, 4, 7, 9, Topic (Affirmed!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 8
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6
Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice