The Top 9 Ways to Pass the Time
While Waiting for Bar Exam Results

9> Come up with lame submissions for “Top 5 Things to Do While Waiting to Find Out If You Passed the Bar Exam.”

8> Go to Wal-Mart and compile list of products without consumer warnings to get your personal injury practice off to a running start.

7> Improving your golf game for the REAL test of being a lawyer.

6> Bill the time to future clients.

5> Watching the classifieds for the other job you’re qualified for: Professional Big Fat Liar.

4> Sit in on first year law school classes in any law school. Harrass the professor.

3> Figuring out what the HELL a “Writ of Mandamus” is anyway.

2> Attend bartending school… so you can at least appear before ONE bar in your state.

and the Number 1 Way to Pass the Time While Waiting for Bar Exam
Results…

1> Make appointment to have the last of your ethics surgically removed.

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 8 (4th #1!)
Jeff Gordon, Raleigh, NC — 2, 4
Mike Massing, Chicago, IL — 3, 7
BT Cesul, Ann Arbor, MI — 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 6
Nick Ortiz, Somerville, MA — 9
Mike Ruiz, North Tonawanda, NY — Runner-up List Name
SH Armstrong, Surf City, CA — Topic
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice