The Top 9 Ways to Get a Date
with the Hottie in Law School

9> “Hey baby, when you walk by, the baliff in my mind tells my crotch, ‘All Rise!’”

8> “That was a very nice summary statement, but it would look even nicer crumpled up on my bedroom floor.”

7> Tell her that you like long walks at dusk, romantic dinners, and tearing opposing counsel a new asshole.

6> “Baby, I’ve already convicted you of being Hot in the First Degree, and I *know* you are appealing to me!”

5> Write a contract, and somewhere in line 32 of paragraph B in subsection iv of Section 3.2, set up the date. When she signs it, she’ll never know what hit her.

4> “I’ve got a Force Majeure going on in my PANTS!”

3> “My case was based on Marbury v. Madison - you’ll be shouting that later tonight.”

2> Tell her that you’ve got a springing executory interest in her.

and the Number 1 Way to Get a Date with the Hottie in Law
School..

1> Easy. Subpenis her.

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Credits:

Selected from 53 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson E. Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 4, 6 (2nd #1! Hat trick!)
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 2
Jonathan Bernick, Conway, SC — 3, 8, RU List Name
Nick Ortiz, Bensalem, PA — 5
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7
Brent McDaniel, Atlanta, GA — 9, RU List Name
Bill Wickart, Washington Co, OR — Banner Tag
Will Middelaer, New Britain, CT — Runner-Up List Name
Jeff Gordon, Raleigh, NC — Topic
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice