The Top 5 Ways Lawyers
Celebrate Valentine’s Day

5> Quibbling endlessly over the meaning of “love.”

4> Organizing a class action suit consisting of everyone who ever choked on those little heart-shaped candies.

3> Taking out your fiancee for a romantic dinner followed by an even more romantic negotiation over your pre-nup.

2> Same as any other holiday involving gifts: Buying something gloriously inappropriate for the spouse, then arriving home so late it’s technically the next day.

and the Number 1 Way Lawyers Celebrate Valentine’s Day…

1> Taking your sweetie out for a fantastic meal, followed by the ballet, a carriage ride and a night at a fancy hotel… 12.4 billable and expensable hours of bliss!

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA =AD- 1 (3rd #1!)
SH Armstrong, Jupiter, FL — 2, 4
BT Cesul, Troy, OH — 3, Topic
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 5
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice