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November 5, 2002     

NOTE FROM GEOFF:
It’s Election Day here in the U.S. If you’re
reading this, and you’re a U.S. citizen, go out
and vote!! Just stay away from any judicial
candidates who use any of these…

The Top 9 Rejected
Judicial Campaign Slogans

9> Contributors Get One Motion Granted Free!

8> Shop the opposition and compare, lowest bribe rates anywhere!

7> If I’m elected: Casual court Fridays! Pants optional!

6> How can you not vote for a guy who looks like Matlock?

5> I’m running unopposed for a *reason*, Chester.

4> Endorsed by organized crime since ’95!

3> Now 50% less corruptible.

2> You don’t have to vote for me — my friends in organized crime
will do that for you!

and the Number 1 Rejected Judicial Campaign Slogan…
1> Mobbed up! And passing those bribery savings on to you!


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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

SH Armstrong, Surf City, CA — 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 (Woo-hoo! 1st #1!
Double Hat trick!)
BT Cesul, Troy, OH — 3, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 9
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice