The Top 9 Dumb Questions
Asked by First Year Law Students

9> “How much time will I have for a social life?”

8> “Will that be on the exam? Really? Why just on my exam?”

7> “Why have you called on me three days in a row?”

6> “Hey, isn’t that unethical?”

5> “But what if I *already* sold my soul to get into this school?”

4> “What are my options in public interest law?”

3> “Alright, where are all the hot, slutty, anorexic sex machines like you see on TV? I wanna get me a piece of Ally McBeal!”

2> “At what point during the questioning will the witness break down and confess, like on ‘The Practice’?”

and the Number 1 Dumb Question Asked by First Year Law
Students…

1> “I don’t know, Professor — what do *you* think about the case?”

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Credits:

Selected from 51 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 1 (Woo-hoo! 2nd #1!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 2 (Rookie! Uh, sort of…)
Nick Ortiz, Cambridge, MA — 3
BT Cesul, Ann Arbor, MI — 3, 5
Mike Massing, Champaign, IL — 4, 9
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5, 6
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH — 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7, 8
Mike Ruiz, North Tonawanda, NY — 8
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — Topic
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice