The Top 9 Differences If
Lawyers Ran Beauty Pageants

9> After the appeals process ran its course, Miss America 2008 would finally be crowned in June 2013.

8> Contestants would have to provide all answers to judge’s questions in IRAC format.

7> The runner up Miss Alabama did a fantastic dance routine but the winner Miss New York dazzled the judges with her talent for tabulating billable hours.

6> The dollar amount of all scholarships awarded would be divisible by three.

5> The contestants would all have a duty to disclose, and the ratings would go through the roof.

4> Each contestant would be allowed to remove a member of the judging panel.

3> The swimsuit competition is replaced by the pantsuit competition.

2> Miss Teen South Carolina would be permitted to substitute her answer nunc pro tunc.

and the Number 1 Difference If Lawyers Ran Beauty Pageants…

1> Younger contestants would do all the work, but the older contestants would take the crown.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 2 (30th #1!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 3, 7
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 4, 6, 8 (Affirmed!)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 5, 9
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — Topic
Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice