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May 13, 2008
Lawyers Ran Beauty Pageants
9> After the appeals process ran its course, Miss America 2008
would finally be crowned in June 2013.
8> Contestants would have to provide all answers to judge’s
questions in IRAC format.
7> The runner up Miss Alabama did a fantastic dance routine but
the winner Miss New York dazzled the judges with her talent
for tabulating billable hours.
6> The dollar amount of all scholarships awarded would be
divisible by three.
5> The contestants would all have a duty to disclose, and the
ratings would go through the roof.
4> Each contestant would be allowed to remove a member of the
judging panel.
3> The swimsuit competition is replaced by the pantsuit
competition.
2> Miss Teen South Carolina would be permitted to substitute her
answer nunc pro tunc.
contestants would take the crown.
Selected from 18 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 2 (30th #1!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 3, 7
Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 4, 6, 8 (Affirmed!)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 5, 9
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — Topic
Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice