The Top 9 Clauses
Not to Include in a Will

9> “I hereby leave my legal counsel the leeway to decide his own fees for dispensing of my estate.”

8> “And if any of you chumps challenge this will, my, uh, attorney will have you whacked.”

7> “$5,000,000 to help OJ find the real killers.”

6> “And to the meek, I leave the Earth.”

5> “In the event of my death, please make sure I register to vote with the Chicago election board.”

4> “And if my life shall have ended suspiciously in any way, please halt all investigation, rule the death an accident and give my entire estate to my stepson, who has been resentful of me and my wealth since the day we met.”

3> “None of you get anything because I arranged to take it all with me.”

2> “And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids.”

and the Number 1 Clause Not to Include in a Will…

1> ” … to be paid strictly in bling-bling.”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Nick Ortiz, Somerville, MA — 1, 4, 7 (10th #1! Affirmed!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 3, 8
BT Cesul, Troy, OH — 5
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — 6
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 9
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Topic
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice