Lists for 2005:
- *Still* Unrevealed Provisions of the Patriot Act
- Signs a Lawyer Cheated on the Bar Exam
- Rejected Nicknames for Judge Samuel Alito
- Items on Harriet Miers’s To-Do List
- Predictions for the 2005-2006 Supreme Court Term
- Changes Under Chief Justice John Roberts
- Professions That Get Even *Less* Respect Than the Legal Profession
- Things Overheard During Judge Roberts’ Confirmation Hearing
- Excuses for Being Late to Court
- Song Titles From “Lawyer: The Musical”
- Little-Known Ways to Get Appointed to a Federal Court
- Statutes Passed by Monkeys
- Least Favorite Law School Classes
- Least Controversial Supreme Court Nominees
- Questions President Bush Asked During Supreme Court Justice Interviews
- Things Overheard at Justice O’Connor’s Retirement Party
- Signs Your Lawyer Is a Redneck
- Documents You Don’t Want to Find in the Office Copier
- Signs Your Judicial Nomination Is Going to be Filibustered
- Worst Pieces of Bar Exam Preparation Advice
- Little-Known Celebrity Lawyer Tactics
- Differences If Legislation Were Written by Dogs, Part 2
- Legal-Themed Video Games
- Things Justice Kennedy Learned on the Internet
- Legal Reality Shows
- Things Johnnie Cochran Would Say If He Were Representing Michael Jackson
- Differences in Trials If All Jurors Were Monkeys
- Signs Your Law School Professor Has Lost It
- Arguments to Make in Courts in Other Countries
- Signs a Nightmare Client Just Walked in Your Door
- Worst Ways to Get the Attention of the Senior Partners
- Rejected Alternatives to Money for Bail
- Rejected Team-Building Exercises for Lawyers
- Things a Lawyer Does for Valentine’s Day
- Signs Your Lawyer Has No Sense of Humor
- Things Overheard at Attorney General Ashcroft’s Retirement Party
- Signs Your Managing Partner Is a Robot
- Things Overheard During Saddam’s Meeting With His Lawyers
- Ways the Military Would Be Different If It Were Run by Lawyers
