Lists for 2003:
- Toys for Lawyers
- Ways Candidates Are Told Their Scores Were Miscalculated and That They
- Rejected Law Firm Advertising Slogans
- Excuses for Failing the Bar
- Most Important Things You Learn in Law School
- Ways Lawyering Will Be Different In the Year 3000
- Reasons for Becoming a Law School Professor
- Ways Your Life Is Different, Now That You’ve Finished Law School
- Reasons for Leaving the Legal Profession
- Things You’ll Find at the Supreme Court Yard Sale
- Pieces of Advice for New Law Students
- Vacation Plans of Supreme Court Justices
- Clauses You Probably Shouldn’t Suggest for Your Pre-Nup
- Differences If the Universe Had Been Created by Lawyers
- Famous Legal Opinions, Written in Haiku
- New Legal-Themed TV Shows
- Signs Your Managing Partner Has Lost His Mind
- Worst Things to Say at Your Grievance Hearing
- Ways a Summer Associate Can Get a Full-Time Offer
- Reasons Lawyers Wouldn’t Make Good Comic Book Heroes
- Reasons Law School Should Be Four Years Instead of Three
- Signs the Supreme Court Is About to Have a Vacancy
- Reasons No Songs Are Written About Lawyers
- Things Never to Say on the Witness Stand
- Reasons Lawyers Should Never Marry Other Lawyers
- Ways Star Wars Would Be Different If the Characters Were Lawyers
- Things You’d Rather Not Hear During Your Law School Commencement Address
- Ways Not to Attract New Clients
- Things Not to Say in a Law Class
- Rejected Questions and/or Responses on the Bar Application’s
- April Fools Day Pranks Associates Play on Partners
- Lawyers’ Favorite Breakfast Cereals
- Ways James Bond’s Life Would Be Different If Q Branch Were Run by Lawyers
- Rejected MPRE Questions
- Ways “Gilligan’s Island” Would Have Been Different If “The Professor” Had
- Reasons Lawyers Make Lousy Lovers
- Events at the “Lawlympics.”
- Passages From Romance Novels Written by Lawyers
- Complaints of Legal Secretaries
- Songs in “Palsgraf! The Musical”
- Alternate Careers of Disbarred Lawyers
- Rejected Constitutional Amendments
