Lists for 2002:
- New Year’s Resolutions of Lawyers
- Things on a Lawyer’s Christmas List
- Rhymes in Legal Opinions
- Reasons Your Practice Is in Bankruptcy
- Reasons It’s a Bad Idea to Represent the Mob
- Rejected Judicial Campaign Slogans
- Halloween Costumes for Lawyers
- Ways to Tell You’re About to Win Your First Case
- Rejected Questions on the Professional Responsibility Exam
- Revelations When the Supreme Court Appears on Jerry Springer
- Things Overheard at Lawyers’ Weddings
- Reasons Marrying a Judge Is a Bad Idea
- Ways to Pass the Time While Waiting for Bar Exam Results
- Song Titles as Written by Lawyers
- Differences If Lawyers Were Unionized
- Reasons We Need a 10th Supreme Court Justice
- Rejected Out-of-Court Settlements
- Signs Someone’s Campaigning for Chief Justice
- Get-Rich-Quick Schemes for Jurors
- Latin Legal Terms, with Translations
- New Categories Considered in the U.S. News Law School Rankings
- Differences if All Sports Officials Were Practicing Attorneys
- Lawyer Tricks on a First Date
- Things Written on Legal Pads During Long Trials
- Little Known Footnotes in Supreme Court Opinions
- Tips for Making Partner
- Worst Answers to Give to the Senate Judiciary Committee During Your
- Signs Your Summer Associate Job Is Not Going Well
- Rejected Law Review Article Topics
- April Fool’s Day Courtroom Gags
- Worst First Sentences in Law School Application Essays
- Signs Your New Associate Really Has *NO* Coursework in the Law
- Excuses for Your First Semester Law School Grades
- Ways the World Would Be Different if There Were No Lawyers
- Movie Scenes for Which We’d Take the Case
- Legal Problems of Superheroes
- Ways to Get a Date with the Hottie in Law School
- Bad “People’s Court” Arguments
- Plaintiff/Defendant Arguments at a Tobacco Liability Trial
- Things Overheard on CNN’s “Burden of Proof”
- Excuses For Not Passing The Bar
