Lists for 2001:
- Signs the Associates Are Planning a Hostile Takeover of The Firm
- Other Things You Can Do With a Law Degree
- Vanity License Plates for Lawyers
- Lyrics to Beatles Songs if They’d Been Written by Lawyers
- *New* Companies Tobacco Lawyers Plan to Sue
- Reasons Your Client Won’t Pay You
- Misconceptions About Lawyers
- New Specialties in Legal Practice
- Signs Your Legal Secretary Plans to Quit
- Worst Things to Say When Interviewing for a Summer Associate Position
- Least Effective Cross-Examination Techniques
- Worst Arguments for Excluding Evidence
- Ways Lawyers are Better than Scientists
- Worst Ways to Begin Opening Statements
- Things Not to Say When Defending Yourself in Court
- Reasons Your Client is Not Guilty
- Things a Judge Really Means When He or She Says “Let’s Take a Short Recess.”
- Unusual Contractual Provisions
- Surprises in the 2000-2001 Supreme Court Term Rulings
- Signs Your Child Will Grow Up To Be a Lawyer (Part II)
- Signs Your Child Will Grow Up to Be a Lawyer (Part I)
- Signs a Boxing Promoter is About to be Indicted
- Questions on President Bush’s Application Form for Judicial Nominees
- Signs You’re Flunking Law School
- Signs You Went to the Wrong Law School
- Bar Exam Questions
- Dumb Questions Asked by First Year Law Students
- Effects of Napster’s Demise
- Ways Courts Would Be Different if All Judges Were Jewish Mothers
- Least Known Tenets of Legal Ethics
- Ways to Annoy a Judge
- Things Overheard Behind Closed Doors at the Supreme Court
- Reasons You Won’t Be a Supreme Court Justice
- Law Student Pet Peeves
- Excuses for Not Being Ready for Trial
