June 23, 2009
at the Senate Confirmation Hearing
for Your Judicial Nomination
Judicial Nomination
9> “I must respectfully refuse to answer that question on grounds
that it might tend to incriminate me.”
8> “…and I have been a Top5 Law Contributor since 2001.”
7> “And again, I will decline to answer that question on the
grounds that I’m going to get confirmed in a walk.”
6> “And Boom Goes the Dynamite.”
5> “Well, I ask who among us *hasn’t* dabbled in
methamphetamine-fueled sorcery?”
4> “Also, I’ve been needing a new robe for quite some time.”
3> “Are you blowhard douchebags about done?”
2> “I forget, Senator: Are you the one who slept with your intern
or the one who did the dude in the airport bathroom?”
Selected from 28 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 3, 5, 7 (Affirmed! 58th #1!)
Marty Cole, Fayetteville, NY — 2, 8
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 4, 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 9
Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI — Top5 Law Chief Justice