June 19, 2006      Share


The Top 7 Worst Summer Jobs

7> Batcave floor scraper

6> Summer school hall monitor

5> Doormat for your older sister, same as always.

4> The guy who goes around telling people, “It’s not the
heat — it’s the humidity.”

3> Anything involving your little brother.

2> Tour guide for your mom’s guilt trips.

and the Number 1 Worst Summer Job…
1> Changing the cat boxes… in the lion house at the zoo.


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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 1, 3 (11th #1)
Phil McCracken, Chicago, IL — 1, 4, 5 (22nd #1)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2, 6
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 7
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — List Supervisor

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