Swim for it!

NOTE FROM KEVIN:

We know this goes without saying, but August is
National Catfish Month. Let the partying begin!!

The Top 8 Ways to
Celebrate National Catfish Month

8> Go down to the pet shop with a fresh catfish and make all the tiny tropical varieties feel inadequate.

7> Jump in the nearest body of water. Wallow in the bottom for a few hours.

6> Wear a gray, scaly ribbon on your shirt all month.

5> Lay on the bottom of your big brother’s fish tank (funny for very short periods of time).

4> Put one in your father’s briefcase before he leaves for work.

3> Have your pet catfish spayed or neutered.

2> Feed your fish to your cat. Wait, that would be more like National Cat Month.

and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate National Catfish Month…

1> Host a party with traditional games like “Pin the Tail on the Catfish” and “Bobbing for Catfish.”

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Phil McCracken, Chicago, IL — 1, 6 (33rd #1)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 2, 3
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 4, 5
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 7
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 8
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — Kinda Fishy