July 3, 2006      Share

The Top 6 Ways to Beat the Heat

6> Put a bag of frozen peas down your pants.

5> Attend an Adam Sandler movie and enjoy the air conditioning
in the empty theater.

4> Stick a couple of penguins in your backpack.

3> Dress up like a polar bear and tell your mom you’ll call the
humane society unless she turns up the AC, pronto.

2> Beat the heat in a brisk circular motion using a wire whisk.
Remember, no lumps!

and the Number 1 Way to Beat the Heat…
1> Move into the refrigerator’s meat keeper. Let your brother
have the lettuce crisper.



Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1 (2nd #1)
Jonathan P. Bernick, Conway, SC — 2, 5
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 3, 6
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4
Phil McCracken, Chicago, IL — Topic
Obi-Wan Kenobi, One With the Force — Banner Tag
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — Class Clown