January 26, 2009      Share

The Top 8 Cool Things
About Being 90 Feet Tall

8> Nobody takes your lunch money. Which is fortunate, since it
takes over $200 to buy a decent-sized meal for you.

7> Mom’s too short to see whether you actually brushed your teeth
and combed your hair.

6> You never bump your head against a coffee table, though you do
occasionally stub a toe on an SUV.

5> Doing the “limbo” under highway overpasses.

4> It’s easy to push around your 60-foot-tall younger brother.

3> The whole city is a Hot Wheels action set.

2> You can out-moon the moon.

and the Number 1 Cool Thing About Being 90 Feet Tall…
1> Your nose is fifty feet away from your farts.



Selected from 28 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (3rd #1)
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 4
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 6
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7
Adam Gerstein, Milford, CT — 7
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 8
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — Vertically Challenged