Lists for 2007:
- Reasons Santa Doesn’t Play Baseball (Part II)
- Reasons Santa Doesn’t Play Baseball (Part I)
- NOT Fun Things About Riding in a One-Horse Open Sleigh
- Features of a Car Designed by Kids
- Signs It’s Going to Be a Hard Winter
- Ways for Kids to Celebrate “Noshavember”
- Reasons the Gunpowder Treason Should Be Forgot
- Songs in the Key of Eeek!
- New Names for October
- Differences If Charles Dickens Wrote “An Oktoberfest Carol” Instead of “A Christmas Carol”
- Signs You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Root Beer
- Cool Things About Yodeling
- Signs Your Text Messaging Is Getting Out of Hand
- Complaints of Zoo Animals
- Signs Your Friends Are Viking Raiders
- Ways to Celebrate International Lefthanders Day
- Reasons Kids Make Lousy Lumberjacks
- Signs Your Brain Is Full
- Rejected Skateboard Tricks
- Signs You’re Reading a Fake Harry Potter Novel
- Signs Your July 4th Parade Was Organized By a Madman
- Signs You Aren’t Cut Out to Be a Teen Detective (Part II)
- Signs You Aren’t Cut Out to Be a Teen Detective (Part I)
- Movie Sequel Plots Guaranteed to Kill the Series
- Kid Secrets We Hope Our Parents Never Discover
- Signs Your Dad Isn’t a Grilling Genius
- Drawbacks to Being Made of Sand
- Kid Conspiracy Theories (Part II)
- Kid Conspiracy Theories (Part I)
- Reasons for the Sudden Cold Snap
- Signs March Went Out Like a Lamb
- Signs You’ve Got Mail…From the Queen!
- Disadvantages of Appliances That Can Move Around on Their Own
- Signs Your Favorite Toy Has Jumped the Shark
- Changes If Teaching Was More Like Professional Sports
- Ways to Stay Warm Outside
