June 29, 2009
NOTE FROM KEVIN:
In the vast majority of science fiction it
seems as if aliens always want to conquer
the Earth, but all too often there is no
*good* reason given for their actions.
seems as if aliens always want to conquer
the Earth, but all too often there is no
*good* reason given for their actions.
The Top 6 Reasons Aliens
Want to Take Over the Earth
Want to Take Over the Earth
6> All the great pizza!
5> All their secret battle plans are being given away in the
Transformer movies.
4> Revenge for their depiction in World of Warcraft as “space
goats.”
3> For a convenient food source; in the summer heat, humans are
self-basting.
2> No Starbucks anywhere else in the universe… yet.
and the Number 1 Reason Aliens Want to Take Over the Earth…
1> We’re the only planet with FREE COOTIES! YUM!
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Credits:
Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
William Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 1, 5 (34th #1)
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 2
Phil McCracken, Chicago, IL — 3
Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX — 4, 6
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — Martian Chronicler