The Top 9 Web
Developer Pick-Up Lines

9> “If I said you had a nice would you hold it against me?”

8> “Do you want to go back to your place or my Mom’s?”

7> “I’ve got a protocol that’s looking for a socket.”

6> “Honey, don’t give me a denial of service on your booty.”

5> “Y’know, my refresh rate is phenomenal.”

4> “What do you say we go back to my place and give my Web cam something to look at?”

3> “I can’t decide which are better developed: your front-end or back-end applications.”

2> “You know, with a bag of Chee-tos and a bottle of Jolt Cola, I can go all night.”

and the Number 1 Web Developer Pick-Up Line…

1> “Wanna go to the Opera? We can take my Explorer or my Navigator.”

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Credits:

Selected from 49 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 1, 5
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 2
Gideon Griebenow, Potch, SA — 3
Ken Stone, San Jose, CA — 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6, 7
Nick Ellinger, Washington, DC — 8
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator