The Top 8 Uncommon
Instant Message Slang

8> RUBY - Are you bisexual yet?

7> GGMD - Gotta get Mountain Dew

6> IC7o9 - Hey, “Voyager” is on!

5> GTGMCDS - Got To Go, Mom’s Coming Down Stairs

4> BLAHG - Your blog is boring

3> COGPAT - Creepy old guy posing as teen

2> JURKOFF - Just used relic knife on Final Fantasy!

and the Number 1 Uncommon Instant Message Slang…

1> MIND8LN? - Am I on Dateline?

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 4, 8 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6
Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator