The Top 8 Things You’ll
Never Hear a Geek Say (Part II)

8> “Our second date was even hotter than the first!”

7> “No more Mountain Dew for me, otherwise I’ll be up all night.”

6> “I love MS Word! That little paper clip is sooooo *cute*!”

5> “My computer is only six months old. Why would I want to upgrade it?”

4> “I couldn’t decide between the Armani or the Brooks Brothers, so I bought them both.”

3> “Was it good for you, too, Morgan Fairchild?”

2> “It’s just a TV show. Jeez, get a life!”

and the Number 1 Thing You’ll Never Hear a Geek Say…

1> “Does it bother you that I’ve had so many lovers?”

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Credits:

Selected from 76 submissions from 25 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX — 1
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 2
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 3
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 4
Rane Pollock, N Richland Hills, TX — 5
Neal Miskin, Vancouver, BC — 6
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic