The Top 8 Things You’ll
Never Hear a Geek Say (Part I)

8> “I can’t come over to watch ‘Enterprise.’ I’ve got a date.”

7> “That’s enough Quake for now. Let’s go out and play football.”

6> “Microsoft Windows is a stable and secure platform that can’t possibly be improved.”

5> “No, Honey, that’s okay. I have too many computers already.”

4> “I need to go to the store and pick up more soap and deodorant.”

3> “I wish I could be seen as a person instead of just a great body and beautiful face.”

2> “I really don’t have an opinion; I think Kirk and Picard were about equal.”

and the Number 1 Thing You’ll Never Hear a Geek Say…

1> “We should probably get a technical professional to fix this.”

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Credits:

Selected from 76 submissions from 25 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Nick Ellinger, Washington, DC — 1, 2
Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 2
Rane Pollock, N Richland Hills, TX — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 5
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 5
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 5
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 6
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 7
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 7
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic