NOTE FROM KIM:

The British Navy is considering using
chat rooms to facilitate communications
during upcoming military maneuvers.

The Top 6 Things Overheard
in the British Navy’s Chat Room

6> “For the last time Miss, We spell ’seaman’ with an ‘a’ in the word, and we are not looking for a good time…”

5> “But then how do you get the golden orb out of the secret cave?”

4> anchorman> B-12 galleydude> You sank my battleship!

3> “Would the sailor who just referred to Her Majesty as ‘kipper-breath’ kindly throw himself overboard and save the Captain all that court martial paperwork?”

2> “You’re a sexy 16 year old blonde girl?! DAMN! Here I was hoping for a cute Petty Officer.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the British Navy’s Chat
Room…

1> “Really? What a coincidence, I’m 18/M also!”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Kane, Boynton Beach, FL — 1
Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 2
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 3, 6
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 4, 5
List Moderator — Kim Moser