September 4th, 2007



NOTE FROM KIM:
Comedienne divorcée Kathy Griffin is
dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

The Top 9 Things Overheard
at Woz and Kathy’s First Date


9> “A joke? Okay, let’s see…so, these two computer nerds walk into a bar and…er…wait, sorry.”

8> “So I told Steve, ‘Lisa? At that price, who will be able to own-a?!’”

7> “Is that an iPod in your pocket or are–oh, it *is* an iPod?”

6> “Really? *I’m* a D-List celebrity, too!”

5> “Come to think of it, take away 23 years and that bad plastic surgery and you could pass for the ‘1984′ girl.”

4> “I don’t care how fast you drive it, a Prius is still a car for geeks”

3> “I like your hair color. We make an iMac in that shade.”

2> “So, I hear you’re a computer expert. Do you think you could fix my Windows PC from blue-screening?”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Woz and Kathy’s First Date…

1> “When I made the offer, I meant ‘mack’ with a ‘k’.”




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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 9, List Moderator
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 5
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 8