NOTE FROM KIM:

The World Cyber Games were held
October 6-10 in San Francisco.

The Top 9 Things
Overheard at the World Cyber Games

9> “The doctor said I had to cut back on my daily caffeine intake, so now I’m down to only 40 cans of soda a day.”

8> “Let’s just say I keep my wrists strong by practicing with two different kinds of joysticks.”

7> “Six gold medals in three different categories, but does it help me get laid? Nooooooo.”

6> “I hear they’re testing the whole Warcraft III team for Jolt Cola usage.”

5> “Dude! This place is *so* much bigger than my parents’ basement.”

4> “Tell the French Counterstrike team they have to wait until the game has started before they can surrender.”

3> “Are you *sure* a silicon medal is better than a gold?”

2> Attendee #1: “Hey, did you see that hot woman?” Attendee #2: “Shut up! That’s my mom!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the World Cyber Games…

1> “What do you mean there’s no Pong event? I’ve been training for the past 30 years!”

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1, 7
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 2, 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3, 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 8
Shane Looker, Mukilteo, WA — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic