NOTE FROM KIM:

The Cellular Telecommunications & Internet
Association (CTIA) recently held a convention.

The Top 6 Things Overheard
at the CTIA Wireless Convention

6> “Of course Wi-Fi is a safe investment. Do you think venture capitalists would ever pour a lot of money into an industry that doesn’t have a plan to turn a profit?”

5> “Speak louder! I can’t hear you over all these other idiots on their cell phones!”

4> “That was no earthquake, that was Alexander Graham Bell spinning in his grave.”

3> “Hey, Honey, for $500 you can use my hot spot.”

2> “It supports GSM, CDMA, AMPS, 10/100/Base-T, 802.11b, 802.11a and 802.11g… but it keeps dropping my calls!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the CTIA Wireless
Convention…

1> “Let’s go to the Verizon booth. For $20 you can punch out the ‘Can you hear me now?’ guy.”

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 6, Topic
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 2
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 3
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 4
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator