NOTE FROM KIM:

Pope John Paul II recently sent his first email.

The Top 9 Surprises in
the Pope’s First Email

9> “BTW, the joke about the Protestants had me ROTFLMAO!”

8> “MAKE MIRACLES FAST! ENLARGE YOUR SOUL!”

7> FROM: iheartbritney@vatican.va

6> “Forgive me, Father, for I have spammed.”

5> His closing comment: “Be excellent to each other and remember: G0D RUL3Z, D00DZ!”

4> As soon as you open the Pope’s email, all viruses on your system are miraculously healed.

3> subscribe nekidnuns

2> “You are receiving this email because of a pre-existing relationship with God Almighty. To be removed from the mailing list, join Scientology.”

and the Number 1 Surprise in the Pope’s First Email…

1> “I BLESS YOU!!!”

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Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 1, 2
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4, 8
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Bruce Kane, Boynton Beach, FL — 6
Greg Preece, Toronto, Ontario, Canada — 7
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator