NOTE FROM KIM:

Howard Carmack, known as the “Buffalo Spammer,”
has been convicted and sentenced to jail.

The Top 7
Surprises in Spammer Prison

7> Breakfast? Spam. Lunch? Spam. Dinner? Spam.

6> The phrase “jammed inbox” takes on a whole new meaning.

5> The warden holds the Webcast rights to the changing room.

4> Finally, someone for the pedophiles to look down on.

3> Even that scrawny guy in for embezzlement is kicking your ass.

2> Knowing nods in the shower when other inmates notice you don’t use your own products.

and the Number 1 Surprise in Spammer Prison…

1> “Let’s welcome the new guards who came here all the way from Abu Ghraib!”

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Credits:

Selected from 53 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 5
Kobus Myburgh, Vanderbijlpark, S. Africa — 2
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 6
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic