November 6th, 2001



NOTE FROM KIM:
Bill Gates will appear in an episode of “Frasier”
to be aired November 13th.


The Top 9 Surprises in
Bill Gates’s “Frasier” Debut


9> Hilarious “Who’s on First”-style bit with Frasier and Niles debating the logic of “Start… Shutdown.”

8> In relative terms of geekiness, Bill makes Niles and Frasier look like a couple of popular, jock-type frat guys.

7> When Frasier lets Bill take the microphone, the show suddenly becomes an hour-long infomercial for Windows XP.

6> Bill, calling himself “Micro Soft”, has been a frequent caller to Frasier’s radio show with questions about impotence.

5> Guess who’s been bangin’ Lilith?

4> Finally, a man even Roz doesn’t find sexually attractive.

3> Bill explains to Niles that he could have had Daphne a long time ago if only he’d been a billionaire.

2> Hilarious hijinks ensue as Niles’s wife Maris finally makes her appearance on the show, played by Janet Reno.

and the Number 1 Surprise in Bill Gates’ “Frasier” Debut…

1> While sitting in for Frasier, Bill takes a call from Judge Penfield Jackson and promptly advises suicide as the only option.




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 9
Ken Hallenius, Seattle, WA — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 5, 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7, List Moderator