NOTE FROM KIM:

Microsoft is scheduled to launch its latest operating system,
Windows Vista, as well as Office 2007,
on November 30 in New York City.

The Top 7 Surprises at the
Windows Vista Launch Party

7> The party starts only three hours late.

6> By the time the party ends, the demo machine has finally finished booting.

5> Warren Buffet turned away once Bill Gates realizes he doesn’t sing “Margaritaville.”

4> It’s suspiciously reminiscent of the Mac OSX launch party a few years back.

3> Due to another embarrassing miscommunication, it turns out that all this time they’ve been working on a popular Italian scooter.

2> Every time the stripper gets down to her bra and panties, she freezes and then restarts her act.

and the Number 1 Surprise at the Vista Launch Party…

1> Two large goons come by every hour to collect a “subscription fee” allowing you to stay at the party.

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1, 3
John Newsome, Eastman, GA — 2
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 5
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 6
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic