The Top 5 Signs You’ve Joined
a Lousy Social Networking Site
(Part II)

5> “Wait, you read the TopFive list, too? No way!”

4> They hope someday to connect to the Internet to attract new members.

3> You’re contacted by a guy whose avatar is a Viagra bottle.

2> “MyPersonalSpace” just doesn’t have the right ring to it.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site…

1> If you had wanted to be contacted by balding, overweight, middle-aged men posing as hot 18-year-old girls, you would have simply e-mailed yourself.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 2
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5, Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator