The Top 6 Signs You’ve Joined
a Lousy Social Networking Site
(Part I)

6> The only question they ask for your profile is “Who kicks more butt: Kirk or Picard?”

5> After indicating you’re looking for someone “exotic,” they match you with a wacko who owns 37 cats and whose hobbies include “public restroom poetry.”

4> Your “Friends List” consists of your mom and the guy who sold you your computer.

3> Understanding the Friends Map requires a working knowledge of the layout of San Quentin prison.

2> You’re not sure why, but you just have a bad feeling about ShunnedOutcastLoner.com.

and the Number 1 Sign You’ve Joined a Lousy Social Networking Site…

1> All the people hanging out on MyPage.com seem to be congressmen.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, Topic
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 4
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 3
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 5
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator