NOTE FROM KIM:

The FBI missed an opportunity to take over one of
al-Qaida’s main Web sites and use it for a sting operation.

The Top 9 Signs You’re
Visiting a Fake al-Qaida Web Site

9> The uncoded message for all cells in the U.S. to converge, unarmed, on Fort Leavenworth was a big tipoff.

8> The “My Terrorist Plans in Great Detail Using Real Names” discussion board is moderated by “alquaida@fbi.gov.”

7> You somehow doubt a Flux Capacitor and Illudium-Q Explosive Space Modulator are key components of a nuclear device.

6> www.KoranForDummies.com just doesn’t have that ring of authenticity to it.

5> You can see part of her forehead on their “Web Girl of the Month.”

4> The heavenly reward for testifying against your friends is seventy-THREE virgins.

3> www.al-Qaida.gov

2> “This site best viewed with weapons of mass destruction and a medieval mindset.”

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Visiting a Fake al-Qaida Web Site…

1> That doctored picture of “Mullah Ashcroft” ain’t fooling anybody.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 1, 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4, 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 5
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH — 6
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator