NOTE FROM KIM:

IBM is rolling out a Web-enabled clothes laundry machine.

The Top 9 Signs You’re Using
a Web-Enabled Laundry Machine

9> Teenagers in Japan are drooling as they watch your panties go through the spin cycle.

8> Thirty-two frantic e-mails telling you that your red hat is in with your whites.

7> Weird fetish sites pop up, like ChrisWhitesDirtySocks.com.

6> Your wet clothes are not compatible with this particular model of dryer.

5> For an extra $9.95, barely legal teens fluff your drawers.

4> “Open the washing compartment lid, Hal.” “I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that.”

3> Just one sheet with a wet spot and you’re on dozens of porn mailing lists.

2> The machine separates colors for you — into 16,777,216 separate loads.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Using a Web-Enabled Laundry
Machine…

1> Suddenly your shorts are hit by the “Brown Strip Of Death.”

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2, 9
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 5
Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator