The Top 7 Signs You’re Too
Stupid to Use the Internet

7> You think you actually carried Florida in 2000.

6> You can’t surf other sites because you’re still mesmerized by those cute little dancing hamsters.

5> You buy matches and lighter fluid so you can set up a firewall.

4> You’re unable to see the screen on your monitor, what with all the e-mail stamps you’ve applied.

3> You’re the only participant in the alt.total.loser newsgroup.

2> Others: Developing open source peer-to-peer encrypted XML-based Web services. You: Unpaid contributor to numerically challenged humor lists.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Too Stupid to Use the Internet…

1> When your ISP asks what type of broadband you want, you request the Dixie Chicks.

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Credits:

Selected from 65 submissions from 21 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1, 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2
Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX — 3, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Nick Ellinger, Washington, DC — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic