The Top 8 Signs You’re the
World’s Worst Video Game Player

8> After you enter your user name and password to log on, you get a “Game Over” screen.

7> One of these days you’re going to get a line cleared in Tetris. You can feel it coming.

6> You put it in “God mode,” only to accidentally smite yourself.

5> Before each shot you must explore the moral ramifications of lethal zombie eradication.

4> Your character dies about every 20 seconds. While playing “Sesame Street ABCs.”

3> You’ve never heard of explosions in Solitaire before.

2> Your modeling job has really been cutting into your Halo 2 practice time.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re the World’s Worst Video Game
Player…

1> Your screen name is “Death2u” but you’re known in the gaming community as “Joke2all.”

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 1, 2
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 7, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic