NOTE FROM KIM:

Four women are battling to become the most
downloaded woman on the Internet.

The Top 10 Signs You’re
the LEAST Downloaded Person

10> Your Web page? www.fbi.gov/kiddiepornsting/agentsmith/cuteunderagedbabe.html

9> You know, if there was a “most downloaded hermaphrodite” competition, we wouldn’t even be having this discussion.

8> That third breast just doesn’t do the trick. Especially on a man.

7> The good news: Your measurements are 36D-24-36. The bad news: You’re a rotund, pasty-faced, male geek in a corset.

6> While reminiscent of Cindy Crawford, your mole’s shadow blocks the view of your “naughty bits.”

5> It’s not just your pics, but all of the models on “www.3rd-degree-burn-scarred-babes.com” seem to have low hit counters.

4> Your domain name? Ismyasstoopimplyornot.com

3> Your best feature? Your curvy neck tumor.

2> Your nipples hang farther down your thighs than your penis does.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re the LEAST Downloaded Person…

1> You’re so fat it says, “Continued on next .jpg.”

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1, 3
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Ken Hallenius, Seattle, WA — 5, 6
Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 7
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 8
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 10