The Top 7 Signs
You’re Getting Too Much Spam

7> You’ve learned Korean entirely from reading your e-mail.

6> If I use the pill, the patch, the powder *AND* the cream, I can top John Holmes.

5> The last legitimate e-mail message you received was a month ago — and it was a surrender note from your ISP’s mail filter.

4> You’re the moderator of alt.help.small-penis. Do the math!

3> Your spam filter has submitted a worker’s comp claim, citing exhaustion and burnout.

2> Every night it’s the same damn dream: Watching a Webcam shot of Paris Hilton wearing Nigerian diamonds smearing penis- enlarging cream on the latest network patch.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Getting Too Much Spam…

1> Your mortgage is down to 0.001% and your 15-inch penis is perpetually hard — but your breasts are up to 44DD.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1, 7
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic