NOTE FROM KIM:

A British man who has spent at least two hours
a day for the past 25 years playing Galaxian
has secured what he says is the highest ever score.

The Top 8 Signs You’re
Addicted to Video Games

8> The closest your grown kids have come to seeing your face is your reflection in the monitor.

7> You were high on mushrooms when you married a fat Italian plumber.

6> When you get into your car you automatically check your weapons load and upcoming mission.

5> When your doctor asks if you have hemorrhoids you tell him you also have Super Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids Deluxe.

4> Your muscles are so atrophied you can barely stand or eat, yet you can thumb-curl 150 pounds.

3> You’re so past carpal tunnel syndrome they had to name a new syndrome after you.

2> Your 1987 Dodge Omni steers with a joystick.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Addicted to Video Games…

1> Two of your hot lesbian friends offered to take your virginity together, but you had to decline because H

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Shane Looker, Union City, CA — 1, 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2, 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 3
Neal Bouffard, Ottawa, ON — 4
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 4, 5
Brett W. Campbell, Cerritos, CA — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic