The Top 9 Signs
You’re Addicted to eBay

9> Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.

8> To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.

7> Sitting on the floor of your empty apartment, you stare at your fingers and wonder whether they’ll sell better individually or as a matched set.

6> Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.

5> You’re the reason they adopted the “No selling your children’s vital organs” policy.

4> You find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.

3> When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.

2> Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.

and the Number 1 Sign You’re Addicted to eBay…

1> After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouse’s ear, “Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++”

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 9
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 2
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6, Topic
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 8
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator