The Top 6 Signs Your Web Site Sucks

6> Page requests are returned with the server error “HTTP 404. Access Denied. The requested page sucks.”

5> You get a message from “STEVE_CASE@AOL.COM” saying, “D00D!!! YOUR PAGE RULZ!!!!!!”

4> Tripod, Angelfire, and GeoCities have all changed their user agreements to specifically ban linking to your site.

3> One picture of Jar Jar is one too many.

2> “Man, this animated mailbox is too cool not to use twice….”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Web Site Sucks…

1> Governor doubles number of rolling blackouts after seeing it.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — 2, 3
Ken Hallenius, Oakland, CA — 4, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)