NOTE FROM KIM:

All 6,000 Segway human transporters sold to date
have been recalled for a software upgrade.

The Top 6 Signs Your
Segway Needs a Software Upgrade

6> Rebooting requires an actual boot.

5> The on-board computer keeps calling you “Michael.”

4> Software errors make “stair-climbing mode” virtually interchangeable with “attempted suicide mode.”

3> You keep hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete but the truck is still heading towards you.

2> SegwayOS v1.0 is obviously incompatible with SegwayMarketingHype v12.3.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Segway Needs a Software Upgrade…

1> Now you know who Microsoft sold “Bob” to.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 1
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 2, 3
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 5
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator