NOTE FROM KIM:

Britain’s first known Internet baby was born
recently to a married couple who conceived the
child using sperm bought from a Web site.

The Top 9 Signs Your
Newborn Is an Internet Baby

9> Has a hairline like Ballmer, with a demeanor to match.

8> His 46 twin siblings all offer to enlarge your penis or refinance your mortgage.

7> Cocks his head 90 degrees every time he smiles.

6> Mouth-to-diaper throughput of 56.6 grams/second.

5> Only falls asleep when you hold him in your laptop.

4> The afterbirth includes a CD good for 1036 free hours on AOL.

3> Cutting the umbilical cord is known as “going wireless.”

2> Al Gore shows up at your door claiming to be the father.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Newborn Is an Internet Baby…

1> That’s not baby talk — she really *is* saying “Google.”

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5, Topic
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 6, 7
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 8
Larry Mills, Oneonta, NY — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator