February 17th, 2004



NOTE FROM KIM:
Anti-counterfeiting measures in the latest version
of Adobe’s Photoshop program can be easily circumvented.


The Top 6 Signs Your Money
Was Counterfeited With Photoshop


6> You’re pretty sure it’s supposed to be Pamela Anderson on the $30 bill, not J.Lo.

5> The image is crisp and clear, but you’ve never seen a fifty-cent piece that folds.

4> Who cares if it’s counterfeit? With a naked picture of Paris Hilton instead of Abe Lincoln, it was worth $5!

3> Andrew Jackson has red-eye.

2> Every bill comes shrink-wrapped with an end-user licensing agreement.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Money Was Counterfeited With
Photoshop…

1> You can’t find any other pictures for comparison, but those seem too big to be Ben Franklin’s real breasts.




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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2, 3
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 4
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 5, 6
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic