January 7th, 2003



NOTE FROM KIM:
Rapid advances in scanning, printing, and other
technologies have made counterfeiting a potent new
weapon of holy war.


The Top 6 Signs Your Money
Was Counterfeited by Terrorists


6> Sure, Lincoln always had a beard, but a turban?

5> The eye on the pyramid is following your every move.

4> “New from the Frankliran Mint….”

3> It’s a little thicker and it comes with a five-second fuse.

2> You can’t have both ten-goat notes AND ten-camel notes.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Money Was Counterfeited by
Terrorists…

1> Your passport is missing, but your $20 bill has a picture of *you*.




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Credits:

Selected from 50 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 2, 3
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 4
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada — 6
Just about everybody else — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator